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Barack Obama |
2016-11-08 |
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I didn't know koi carp could get cerebral palsy. |
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Barack Obama |
2015-10-22 |
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Pretty accurate, your ass is disgusting. |
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Barack Obama |
2015-10-22 |
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Rub it off with a cheese grater, thank me later. |
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Barack Obama |
2015-10-22 |
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This is what they all call you at the gay bar? |
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Barack Obama |
2015-10-22 |
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HHAHAHHAHAHA this is worse than my foreign policy! |
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Barack Obama |
2015-10-22 |
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Your first mistake was to trust the tattoo "artist" (read "monkey with downs syndrome") |
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Barack Obama |
2015-10-22 |
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It would have been easier to just walk into a house fire. |
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Barack Obama |
2015-10-22 |
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God bear looking down on a gay bear orgy. |
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Barack Obama |
2014-08-26 |
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I just threw up in my coffee.
I guess I've got soup now. |
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Barack Obama |
2014-08-26 |
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This is about as shit as the "Your name" tattoos on everyone's ass. |
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Barack Obama |
2014-08-26 |
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Looks like it says Kinky.
Did you name your daughter Kinky? |
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Barack Obama |
2014-08-20 |
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Rey should have roundhouse kicked you 1,000 times for even thinking of getting this shit. |
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Barack Obama |
2014-08-20 |
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More edges than an apeirogon, ooooohhhh my eyes are lacerated from all the edges, maaaan! |
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Barack Obama |
2014-08-20 |
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EVIL CHECKLIST:
1. Skinhead (check)
2. Goatee (check)
3. Devil horns hand sign (check)
4. Generic shitty tattoo (check)
5. Pastey white beer belly (DING! DING! DING! DING!) |
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Barack Obama |
2014-08-20 |
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"OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! YOU COULD HAVE CHECKED FOR SHITTY PANTS BEFORE YOU GAVE HIM TO ME! TAKE HIM BACK BEFORE I PUNT HIM OVER THE MOUNTAIN!" |